"Being young is a good thing, but there’s things you can do to mess it up. Number one, don’t waste your time trying to fall in love, at our age, there’s no fucking point. There are some lucky people who meet people they marry, but most of the time you realise that person’s a dickhead. If they don’t enhance it, get rid of them. Number 2, do not, under any circumstance, think it’s cool to fuck your friends over, okay? That is lame, and will give you a bad reputation, and eventually have the shit kicked out of you, so don’t be a twat. The third, importantly, you can be as reckless as you want."